CMM: Mikaeus, the Unhallowed (Textured Foil) meta-clearance-may-2023 but then you aren't going

but then you aren't going to have the most exciting park in the world (sad face)

Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn

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Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder

CMM: Mikaeus, the Unhallowed (Textured Foil) meta-clearance-may-2023 but then you aren't goingIntimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and or creatures that share a color with it.) Whenever a Human deals damage to you, destroy it. Other non Human creatures you control get +1 +1 and have undying. (When a creature with undying dies, if it had no +1 +1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1 +1 counter on it.)