Blackbeard Glory Microfiber Beach Towel woobie 240 cartridges of American persuasion

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Blackbeard Glory Microfiber Beach Towel woobie 240 cartridges of American persuasionPerfect to pack for your beach trip, bring to the pool or toss in your gym bag! This soft premium microfiber towel features a double sided design, is sand proof, fast drying and compact. Folds into a convenient drawstring carry bag that fits in your luggage for travel. Snappable loop; convenient to hang dry. Ultra light and versatile Absorbs 4 times its weight in water Fast drying, easy to wring out 88% Polyester, 12% Polyamide 70" x 35" Machine wash