Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" Cerberus the joyous dancing tube man

the joyous dancing tube man — who’s been featured everywhere from Ricky Martin’s stage to Broad City — is available in a tiny

and all the pieces are made of all-natural

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Mini Venus Fly Trap Plush 7" Cerberus the joyous dancing tube manHey! Watch where you're chomping, Mini Venus Flytrap, you almost bit me! Oh, that was on purpose? Because to you I look like a giant bug? I mean I am covered in a protective exoskeleton. And I do have wings. And a thorax and abdomen. And I do reproduce by laying eggs on the underside of leaves. Huh. I guess I do kind of seem like a giant bug. Wait, am I a giant bug? I have a lot of thinking to do.